What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:04

-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III